Wednesday, May 6, 2009

a certain "femme fatale" who examines her head in minute detail on occasion has recently updated her blog with some thoughts on wasting time/idleness and, underlying, her "guilt" in not being a more productive entity when playing solitaire. ah, the irony of it all.
does she realize, in her ruminations, that she has joined with some most respected minds that have relected on this same subject?
as far back as the old testament as in ecclesiaste (10:18).... "by slouthness the roof sinketh in, and through idleness of the hands the house leaketh", or from a christian perspective John Bunyan's admonition..."an idle's man's brain is the devil's workshop".
in a secular vein voltaire stated: "Shun idleness. It is the rust that attaches itself to the most brilliant metals". benjamin franklin offered "idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings..." and john quincy adams felt he had pinned the tail on the donkey with "idlenes is sweet and its consequences are cruel".
samuel johnson in his essay "The Idler" asks "who can be more idle than the reader of the idler" to which i might add...who can be more idle than the writer of being idle?
didn't bunyan have souls to save? why was he wasting time coming up with nifty quotes? voltaire could have been writing another "Candide" to make some money, and if jqa hadn't been wasting his time doodling perhaps he could have worked on the slavery situation.
so...and i plead guilty to responding to this crafty woman's blog... is not blogging about idleness the equivalent of playing solitaire? should she not be engaged in purposeful business, or at least, as mother ann would say..."hands to work, hearts to god" (although one could support the argument that praying is idle behavior).
however, having said the preceding, my own thoughts on the subject would run contrary to the good mr. buyan (of "Pilgrim's Progress" fame) and the ethic of "work is it's own reward", because i can say, without the femme's guilt, that idleness has its own rewards...reflection, imagination, occasional profound thoughts and is good for the tired, aching body (caused by non-idleness). as virginia woolf so eloquently put it: "yet it is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes comes to the top"
so idle away ms. smc....it is relaxation for the brain!

Monday, March 30, 2009

i'm not quite sure what geographic region t.s. elliot was thinking about when he penned the wasteland, but march actually is "the cruelest month" and has been for many years. in a lot of ways march and november are pretty much arkansas kissin' cousins....windy, snow (off and on) cooler to cold, can't grow anything....and you think you should be able to.... and so on.
so....here i sit f*&kin' around on a computer when i should be digging in the soil, cleaning stuff up or doing anything outside. we are truly a 3-season state....july, august and winter!

Friday, March 20, 2009

just in case you're interested (with easter coming up pretty soon)..... a while back pope benedict xvi declared that Hell is not a metaphor, but a real place where the damned (and only those "saved" get to heaven, so the damned includes jews, muslims, hindus, etc.) actually burn in everlasting fire. "It really exists and is eternal" said the pope, "even if nobody talks about it anymore".
but, recently the vatican announced men who go to Hell will have their souls pelted with fire and brimstone, but women will be punished by having their souls "broken on a wheel".
rather confusing i think ....how many times can a woman's soul be broken....given this is for eternity. and....who gets to break them? contract labor? angels with fireproof wings?
and, which is the better deal fire/brimstone or breaking? i'd suggest there is some discrimination here....no specifics for gays, transgenders...and how about little 5 year old girls who died and had lied to mommy? the wheel? or eternal spanking?
i think jesus (or maybe his brother barack) should look into this very carefully. or, at the least, update the pope. breaking on a wheel?? hasn't this guy heard about waterboarding and electric shock!?