well...tiger woods replaced michael jackson as the biggest dope on the planet, but (right now) at least he's still alive and can be kicked around for a while. isn't it great that some celebrity always steps into the spotlight with some stupid action so that the newspapers can get that revenue they need.
one guy who always is good for buffonery is, of course, the pope. midnight mass at 10 o'clock?! does this mean jesus was really born on the 24th? or did his papalness just want to be in bed when santa came? or was he just trying to get "out of town" before the barrier jumping girlfriend caught up with him. hmmmm...do i sense a tiger thing with old benny baby? maybe a different chickie in each confessional? stayed tuned...those newspapers may stop bleeding red ink if this keeps up!